Two things that seemed like they would never end…
The Manny saga is finally over. For me, this felt about as long as the 2008 Presidential Election. Except I had less respect for the people involved and it wasn’t that exciting. Just irritating. So, today, I celebrate, in much the same way that I celebrated on November 5th. Just for different reasons. There seems to be a trend forming among Scott Boras and his clients. Find the team you want to play for (who want you to play for them), make them run around in circles over small details, and make us all hear about it…for months. Then sign with said team ( for contracts with a strong family resemblance to those you turned down) and leave everyone with a nice awkward feeling going into the season.
If you think about it, it’s genius. Boras is developing quite a technique here. By making sure that none of his clients ever has a comfortable relationship with a team, he ensures that he’ll have them moving as often as possible. This means more negotiations, more money, and more fees and commisions for old Scottie.
Cork is not a controlled substance
Ah, the perpetual double standard. Regular people do bad
things, they’re bad. Famous people do bad things, we should all lighten up. If
I hear one more sentence that begins Alex Rodriguez should be forgiven because…I might be
sick; if you want to forgive A-Rod, that’s fine, but don’t try to give
half-arsed justifications of steroid use.
In the past few weeks, I’ve heard everything:
1. Steroids don’t actually affect performance. Ok, Doctor, then why take
them in the first place? Would A-Rod (or Bonds) have been exemplary athletes
without them? Probably. Hand-eye coordination is key. But if one guy is
swinging the arm of Grendel at the ball, he’s going to have a different result.
2. Steroids weren’t against MLB rules at the time. Well, I’ll give
you that MLB dropped the ball on this one. However, they were against the law.
But, you know they don’t have to pay attention to that; they’re celebrities.
3. Players have always cheated. Pine Tar, Greased Balls, Corked Bats, ect. Yes,
that is true. But projecting the image that putting a little Vaseline on a ball
is ok is very different from projecting the image that it’s ok to put a
needle in you and inject (or swallow, for that matter) a controlled substance.
It’s NOT the same. The same goes for comparing this to popping uppers or drinking
a lot of coffee. It’s more like the ’80′s when guys were doing cocaine. This is
a drug. Yes, Caffeine can make you jittery and cause accelerated heart rate if
you drink too much. Steroids can have serious and permanent side
effects. They can seriously damage your muscles, including your heart. I don’t
need to go into the potential dangers because they’ve been pounded into our
heads. I read one blog that said that all steroids do is make you heal faster.
Well, then you wouldn’t need to use them if you weren’t injured. One major problem I have with doing any illegal drug (besides the illegality) is the total lack of quality control. If you believe A-Rod’s story, his cousin injected him with a drug that he got off the street in the Dominican Republic and injected him. How did he know the needle was clean? As with any injectable illegal drug, there’s always the terrifying possibility of contracting HIV. No big contract, no records, no trophies, are worth that.
4. He’s TELLING THE TRUTH NOW. This
is my favorite. He obviously isn’t going to lie again. Everyone knows that you
can only lie once. Just ask any politician. Never mind that his story has more holes in it than the
Titanic, he must be telling the truth. What possible motivation could he have
to lie about using steroids as a Yankee? I mean, besides the 28 million dollars a year they’re paying
him. Would you tell your boss that you smoke weed? No. Doesn’t mean that he has
been doing it all along, but I’m sure not going to take him at his word. Are we really that gullible?
I typed “steroids” into Google and while most of the results were from advocacy groups trying to stop steroid use, there were (as there always are) sites that advocate or justify the use of steroids as long as they’re used “properly” (e.i. so you look like this and not like this.) On one of these sites there was a video, charmingly called “Injected”, in which a man expounded that “America has worse problems than anabolic steroids”. That’s very true, sir. America does have much, much bigger problems. However, I’m not talking about the country as a whole. I’m talking about Major League Baseball and no, there aren’t many problems that are greater in the game today.
The Age of Sensationalism
In the Detroit News today, there was an article that contained the words that no Detroit sports wants-nay, could bear- to hear in this critical point in the season:
Jeremy Bonderman has a…gulp….stiff shoulder.
Dontrelle Willis allowed two runs in his outing.
But the World Series starts tomorrow!
Oh, wait, it doesn’t?
Oh, the season hasn’t even started yet?
Oh, Ok. I guess we can all calm the &*%($ down then.
And besides, we’ll be fine because Verlander will be back to his “pre-2008″ form….
OR WILL HE?!?!
Good God, people, it’s March 1st. Lay off the coffee, a little, will ya?
You know what else? Jeff Larish has a stiff neck.
Well, shoot, I guess we should just start planning for 2010. Season’s a bust already.
A Positive Start…
I’m pleased that the Tigers won their exhibition opener against the Atlanta Braves, but I’m even more pleased by the way they won. Verlander worked efficiently, walking one batter in each of his two innings and allowing only one hit. In the bottom of the first, Granderson singled, then Polanco singled, then Magglio walked. Finally, Cabrera brought in Grandy on a sac fly. Now that’s a nice inning. Sure, a grand slam is always fun, but it was refreshing to see that they could manufacture a run.
There was more good news to come-especially from the Tigers’ new backstop, Gerald Laird. In the second inning, he tripled before scoring on a wild pitch. In the fourth, he doubled and he came home on a sac fly from new shortstop Adam Everett. As goofy looking as he is, he’s certainly looking pretty good on the field. Casper Wells and Ramon Santiago also had RBI’s. Even Inge went 2-for-2.
Not so encouraging was the performance by Brandon Lyon, our new closer. Inge made an uncharacteristic throwing error in the top of the fifth. That kept the third out on the base. Ok, fine. That happens. It’s what happened after that that concerns me. Lyon allowed two hits and a walk to tie the game. While none of the runs were earned, so Lyon’s ERA is technically zero, he should have been able to shut the door. The error didn’t even leave the runner in scoring position, and yet he scored, as did two of his buddies. If this had been a regular game, that’s a blown save my friend, which is not good. Not good at all. However, I’m trying to reserve judgment at this point. It’s only the first ST game, after all. Still, that can’t happen when the game matters.
All in all, it was a good game and the Tigers are off to a good start. Let’s keep the ball rolling. Just not into left center field.
UPDATE: The Tigers and the Twins were the only two AL Central teams that won their games today. A good omen? I’m trying not to get too excited, because if you’re from Detroit, you know that the preseason means nothing.
It’s a sweet Sweet Fantasy, baby
It’s
about to finally happen. I’m gonna become a bonafide crazy fan. Competely off the deep end I’ve officially started….
Playing Fantasy Baseball.
I wasn’t going to. I really wasn’t. However, when I saw that the top prize was
$10,000, I just couldn’t resist. Then I got a little hooked. I’ve created five
teams, the most you can have (I’m playing the MLB’s game). I just finished my
last draft, and the Oscars go to-Wait, wrong announcement. Well, here they are (the envelope please):
The Detroit Wildcats
C-Mike Napoli(LAA)
C-Miguel Olivo (KC)
1B-Miguel Cabrera (DET)
1B-Billy Butler (KC)
1B, DH-David Ortiz (BOS)
2B-Dustin Pedroia (BOS)
3B-Adrian Beltre (SEA)
SS-Edgar Renteria (SF)
SS-Troy Tulowitzki (COL)
OF-Jose Guillen (KC)
OF-Josh Hamilton (TEX)
OF-Tori Hunter (LAA)
OF-Shane Victorino (PHI)
OF-Hideki Matsui (NYY)
P-Phillies
P-Brewers
The Detroit Screwballs
C-Mike Napoli (LAA)
1B-Prince Fielder (MIL)
1B-Aubrey Huff (BAL)
1B, DH-Jim Thome (CWS)
2B-Mark Ellis (OAK)
3B-David Wright (NYM)
SS-Johnny Peralta (CLE)
OF-Carl Crawford (TB)
OF-Corey Hart (MIL)
OF-Tori Hunter (LAA)
OF-Chris Lubanski (KC)
P-Boston Red Sox
The Detroit Ribeyes
C-Jorge Posada (NYY)
C-Kurt Suzuki (OAK)
1B-Paul Konerko (CWS)
1B-Conor Jackson (ARI)
2B-Mark Ellis (OAK)
2B-Brandon Phillips (ARI)
3B-Alex Gordon (KC)
3B-Casey Blake (LAD)
SS-Michael Young (TEX)
SS-Jason Bartlett (TB)
OF-Ryan Braun (MIL)
OF-Curtis Granderson (DET)
OF-Carlos Lee (HOU)
OF-Carlos Quentin (CWS)
P-Chicago Cubs
P-San Francisco Giants

The Detroit Knights
C-Mike Napoli (LAA)
C-Ivan Rodriguez
1B-Chirs Davis (TEX)
1B, DH-Jim Thome (CWS)
2B-Chris Getz (CWS)
2B-Asdrubal Cabrera (CLE)
3B-Aramis Ramirez (CHC)
SS-Derek Jeter (NYY)
OF-Carlos Gomez (MIN)
OF-Curtis Granderson (DET)
OF-Ryan Ludwick (STL)
OF-Manny Ramirez
P-Florida Marlins
P-Detroit Tigers
P-Chicago White Sox
The Detroit Homers
C-Mike Napoli (LAA)
C-Ramon Hernandez (CIN)
1B-Chris Davis (TEX)
1B, DH-Jim Thome (CWS)
2B, SS-Mike Aviles (KC)
2B-Placido Polanco (DET)
3B-Alex Gordon (KC)
3B-Casey Blake (LAD)
SS-Orlando Cabrera
OF, DH-Pat Burrell (TB)
OF-J.D. Drew (ARI)
OF-Jacoby Ellsbury (BOS)
OF-Curtis Granderson (DET)
OF-Cameron Maybin (FLA)
P-Boston Red Sox
P-Tampa Bay Rays
So, what do you think? How did I do? Will it be…a sweet, sweet fantasy baby?
4th Place
Tonight they aired the Tigers’ “30 Clubs in 30 Days” episode. It’s a neat show- they go through the previous season, go through any improvements, look at acquisitions and losses, and even check out the farm system. Then they look at some great moments in club history, put together an all-time roster and make predictions for the upcoming season. They also reveal Baseball Prospectus’ Predictions for the year.
BP thinks the Tigers are going to finish in third place, with a 78-84 record. One of the analysts on the show thinks they’re going to finish first ( I like him), one thinks they’re going to finish last and one thinks they’re going to finish second and “just miss” the playoffs.
…
-_-
Well, everyone can agree….
The Tigers will not finish in 4th place.
Thanks, guys.
Whining is a universal Language, apparently.
The World Baseball Classic is losing players faster than Obama is losing cabinet members. It seems that everyday I look at MLB.com and see “so and so drops out of Classic” because someone has decided that they’re simply too fragile to participate. I’m a big fan of international sports and I’m very excited about the Classic. However, nearly everyone, from fans to players to coaches to owners, seem to view it as a nusance; an unwelcome disruption of the “real” competition of the Major League season (which, let’s be clear, hasn’t started yet).
This, to me, is just silly. For the players, I can’t imagine what would be better to prepare them for the season than actual, real life games. I can understand keeping players who are actively recovering from injury, but in any other case, it’s simply unnecessary coddling. The Olympics have removed baseball and softball from the program and even if it’s put back in, the Olympics happen in the middle of the season. This tournament is the only chance that many of the Major players have to play for their country.
Apparently it was quite a fight to even get the WBC started. The owners, especially George Steinbrenner, were against sending their precious investments to play in any game that wouldn’t bring in mon-I mean, where they could get injured (it’s all about the health of the players, of course). The MLBPA was aginst the proposed anti-doping policy (Wonder Why? ). Dear oh Dear, Oh my, have we no national pride?
Can we talk about soccer for a moment? I know, I know, Americans don’t actually believe that soccer is a sport, but it is, and it’s brutal. Guys (and girls) go out and run for 45 minutes straight, get a break, then go out and do it again. The get kicked and knocked down and the game, often, doesn’t even stop. The MLS (Major League Soccer) regular season begins March 19th and goes until October 25th, the playoffs go until the end of November, and training camps start in January, with actual preseason play (against league teams and exhibitions against college teams, international clubs, and national teams) starting in the last week of January or the first week of Febuary. For anyone who’s counting, that’s almost 11 months of play if your team makes the playoffs. If they don’t, what do you do? Go straight to Europe to play some more. Then there’s various national teams that demand their time, since the march toward the World Cup…or the Gold Cup…or Euro 2008…or the Confederations Cup…doesn’t stop because they’re in the middle of their club season. There’s also the Champions League, Superliga, the Pan-Pacific tournament, and the US Open…you get the picture. Somehow these guys manage to survive, and it’s not because they never get injured.
Before you say it, I know that there are more games in the baseball season and that they play everyday. I understand that accounts for a difference in the general wear and tear of the players, but I just can’t imagine that one tournament is going to be that detremental to theplayers. Especially since even the winner of the tourny only plays about 10 games.
I can’t help but think that if the US had won the WBC in ’06, the attitudes here about the tournament would be vastly different. That’s just the way American fans are, they hate anything that we don’t win. But let’s be very clear, the WBC is a “real” competition and obviously not a very easy one since the USA was eliminated so early. See that? To your right there? Yep, right there. That’s a trophy. A real trophy. And I, for one, would love to see it come home.
Where it belongs.
18
That’s the number of interleague games there are for each team this season. Three home series; three away. Really? Do we really need that many? I’ll admit, I actually like interleague play. Does it water down the standings? Yes, but it’s fun. In Detroit, we play St. Louis most years- a rematch of several World Series. In cities with two teams, they play each other and everyone has a lot of fun. But it’s not fun enough to take a month out of the regular season. Here’s what I think they should do. It may sound crazy; I’m sure that my limited expertise makes it impossible for me to understand why this just can’t happen, but I think they should cut it down to 6 games. One home and one away series for each team. What to do with the exta 12 games? Throw them out. Cut the regular season to 150 games.
I know, I know.
Believe me, I don’t want to see this ridiculously long seeming offseason any longer, but cutting the regular season by two weeks would make up for the fact that the postseason is three weeks long. Back in the old days, the postseason was a week long. The season was over in the first week of October. This coming season will go until November. Not only is it FREEZING by then, but it’s in the throes of a football season that these days is 7 days a week, if you count College and the NFL. Wonder why the ratings of the World Series keep getting lower? Well, besides the ridiculously late start times.
I know this might be a crazy pipe dream like the making the All-Star Game just for fun again and basing the Wolrd Series home field advantage on the regular season record, but I think it would work out quite well. Of course, given that the current format is making Bud Selig 18.5 million dollars a year, I doubt we’ll see any changes any time soon.




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